How to Make Friends and Influence Enemies

A simple guide that will make your life a billion times better. Or at least make you laugh. Or make you glad you aren't me. Or make you wish you were me. At any rate, it may or may not change your life/interest you/make you smile/make you cry/do something.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Lesson Number Twenty

Getting up in the morning is pretty bad, but a heck of a lot better than the alternative. (Actually, I don't mean dying, although that's what it looks like. Because I guess being dead would be better. I mean if you don't get up and your mom yells at you.)

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