How to Make Friends and Influence Enemies

A simple guide that will make your life a billion times better. Or at least make you laugh. Or make you glad you aren't me. Or make you wish you were me. At any rate, it may or may not change your life/interest you/make you smile/make you cry/do something.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Lesson Number Thirty-Two

Sports are terrific. They inspire terror.
Sorry. That was ganked from Terry Pratchett, only not about sports. It was about elves, actually.
How about sports are fun, but also very tiring. And a double scoop: Sometimes the people you think are least likely to become your friends are better friends than the people you try to impress.

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I am a 16 year old homeschooler with four younger siblings, and I do a lot of different things. I also have a knack for getting into weird problems that I have to figure out how to solve. By having this blog, maybe people will read my life's lessons (I'll try to put one up every day, and it will be the lesson I learned that day. Kind of like a sitcom, only real life.) and then they won't make the same mistakes I did, or they'll do the good thing I did, or they'll do the thing I should have done, or the thing my friend did/could have/should have/didn't do. Anyway, read and enjoy.

How to Make Friends and Influence Enemies

A simple guide that will make your life a billion times better. Or at least make you laugh. Or make you glad you aren't me. Or make you wish you were me. At any rate, it may or may not change your life/interest you/make you smile/make you cry/do something.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Lesson Number Thirty-Two

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