Lesson Number Twenty-Two
The matters of the teenage heart are soon forgotten.
Getting up in the morning is pretty bad, but a heck of a lot better than the alternative. (Actually, I don't mean dying, although that's what it looks like. Because I guess being dead would be better. I mean if you don't get up and your mom yells at you.)
Sometimes you need to let people think they've won, when they actually haven't.
If you insist repeatedly that something will be fun that usually makes the thing in question appear repulsive, and will become no fun.
If you put your whole self into something and show that you're really trying, you don't need to worry about people laughing at you, because you've already shown that you're above that. So they probably won't laugh.
It never fails. Right when you really want to talk to a certain person, that person is nowhere to be found.
Don't get mad. Don't get even. Don't listen to your iPod so loudly that you don't hear people knock on your door.
Sometimes things just don't make sense until you get help. Sometimes you need to work things out on your own.
Sometimes you lose track of old friends. This can be very sad, but it can also make you happy when you see them.
To be early is to be on time, to be on time is to be late, to be late is to cheat yourself and others of the main goal.
Don't dance two dances in a row with a guy at a square dance if you don't want someone to think you like the guy in question.
If you are a friend to someone, they will be a friend to you. Don't be shy. If you act like yourself, people will like you. Unless yourself is like, Orlando Bloom or some other annoying person. Just kidding.